May 2013
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bakerstreetsdoctor: superwholocked221b: ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr and suddenly this whole situation got a lot better oh praise the lord!
May 20th
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April 2013
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FACEBOOK EVENT INVITED THE WRONG PERSON TO MY 21ST...
LIKE DO THEY GET A NOTIFICATION SAYING THEY WERE INVITED? I’M SO SCARED GUYS MY SOCIAL LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE. CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY DISTRESS OVER THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW
Apr 14th
March 2013
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I think I just squashed a bug with my stapler. How did that even happen
Mar 6th
if my resume had a faq page the first question would be “why are you always eating?”
Mar 6th
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so after having a little rant yesterday about how I can never find forks in this office I found like 3 forks at my desk. never has this image been more appropriate.
Mar 6th
February 2013
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Feb 3rd
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June 2012
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
moderngardening: If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
Jun 12th
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March 2012
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Mar 27th
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“Me: “What are you looking at?” Him: “A pretty girl.”...”
Mar 13th
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scolloplovesthings: Refugees are seeking safety, not ‘a better life’. Or an ‘easy life’. Refugees flee horrific violence and persecution. They have no other choice but to flee. Some make it across borders to refugee camps. Some sell everything to buy their way onto a boat that they hope will take them to safety. Some people take a plane.  Some make it. Some don’t. Some people end up in...
Mar 5th
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February 2012
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Feb 27th
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January 2012
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Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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For once in my life I didn't give a moment's...
I’ve wanted a bright colour in my hair for years, and I’ve finally done it. And I’m happy. I’ve now got a bright blue section of hair under my bangs.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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“Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.”
– Romans 12:21
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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Reasons Why I'm A Dickhead, #72
Me: I figured just apologising for something that probably didn't even offend you was a bit too nice.
Him: Well, possibly right there, lol.
Me: Wat.
Him: You are right that it didn't offend, that's what I meant.
Me: Haha, I thought you meant "probably right there" *indicates exactly where 'right there' is*
Him: Yeah, I thought the absence of key words may have thrown you off a little.
Me: Thrown me off a little what? WHAT LITTLE THING DID YOU THROW ME OFF?!
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
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A Hazare (Afghani) friend of mine who has been seeking asylum all over the world for the last decade is currently being held in detention at Villawood Detention Centre in Sydney, Australia, while the Australian govermnent processed his papers. He never committed any crime or broke any law to deserve to be locked up; he is merely seeking safety from the persecution happening in his own home...
Nov 10th
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Trying to study, and then a family member comes in...
Nov 8th
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When Flight Of The Conchords invades everyday...
Me: I have officially read two pages of this book, and I was supposed to read more like 100...
Him: Better than no pages.
Me: Hahaha, I only need two pages, because I'm so intense!
Him: When I'm down to my glasses you know it's reading time. That's why they call them reading glasses.
Me: And before we know it, we're in the bedroom, getting out our books and pens. It's all part of it, baby, that's foreplay.
Him: You look at my report and say "Is that it?" I know what you mean, you mean to say, "Awwwww yeah, that's it!"
Me: You say you want me to read some more... Well, I don't blame you. But I am quite sleepy.
Him: IT'S READING... IT'S READING TIME!!
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Having a conversation with a guy about how much we...
Contain the hounds, Smithers! Let this one live.
Nov 7th
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
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God doesn't call the qualified... He qualifies the...
rochellenixon: blakebaggott: Colossians 1:12 “…giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the saints in light.” wow, i love this! its so true! and God is doing this in my life! Two nights ago the Holy Spirit gave a stranger a message for me, and said that I am going to be a “prophet to the nations”. Someone else gave me the first chapter...
Oct 31st
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