May 2013
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bakerstreetsdoctor:
superwholocked221b:
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
and suddenly this whole situation got a lot better
oh praise the lord!
April 2013
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FACEBOOK EVENT INVITED THE WRONG PERSON TO MY 21ST...
LIKE DO THEY GET A NOTIFICATION SAYING THEY WERE INVITED? I’M SO SCARED GUYS MY SOCIAL LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE. CAPS LOCK DOES NOT FULLY EXPRESS MY DISTRESS OVER THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW
March 2013
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I think I just squashed a bug with my stapler. How did that even happen
if my resume had a faq page the first question would be “why are you always eating?”
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so after having a little rant yesterday about how I can never find forks in this office I found like 3 forks at my desk. never has this image been more appropriate.
February 2013
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June 2012
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moderngardening:
If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they segregate us by genre.
March 2012
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“Me: “What are you looking at?”
Him: “A pretty girl.”...”
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scolloplovesthings:
Refugees are seeking safety, not ‘a better life’. Or an ‘easy life’.
Refugees flee horrific violence and persecution. They have no other choice but to flee.
Some make it across borders to refugee camps. Some sell everything to buy their way onto a boat that they hope will take them to safety. Some people take a plane.
Some make it. Some don’t.
Some people end up in...
February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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For once in my life I didn't give a moment's...
I’ve wanted a bright colour in my hair for years, and I’ve finally done it. And I’m happy. I’ve now got a bright blue section of hair under my bangs.
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“Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.”
– Romans 12:21
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November 2011
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Reasons Why I'm A Dickhead, #72
Me: I figured just apologising for something that probably didn't even offend you was a bit too nice.
Him: Well, possibly right there, lol.
Me: Wat.
Him: You are right that it didn't offend, that's what I meant.
Me: Haha, I thought you meant "probably right there" *indicates exactly where 'right there' is*
Him: Yeah, I thought the absence of key words may have thrown you off a little.
Me: Thrown me off a little what? WHAT LITTLE THING DID YOU THROW ME OFF?!
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A Hazare (Afghani) friend of mine who has been seeking asylum all over the world for the last decade is currently being held in detention at Villawood Detention Centre in Sydney, Australia, while the Australian govermnent processed his papers. He never committed any crime or broke any law to deserve to be locked up; he is merely seeking safety from the persecution happening in his own home...
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Trying to study, and then a family member comes in...
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When Flight Of The Conchords invades everyday...
Me: I have officially read two pages of this book, and I was supposed to read more like 100...
Him: Better than no pages.
Me: Hahaha, I only need two pages, because I'm so intense!
Him: When I'm down to my glasses you know it's reading time. That's why they call them reading glasses.
Me: And before we know it, we're in the bedroom, getting out our books and pens. It's all part of it, baby, that's foreplay.
Him: You look at my report and say "Is that it?" I know what you mean, you mean to say, "Awwwww yeah, that's it!"
Me: You say you want me to read some more... Well, I don't blame you. But I am quite sleepy.
Him: IT'S READING... IT'S READING TIME!!
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Having a conversation with a guy about how much we...
Contain the hounds, Smithers! Let this one live.
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October 2011
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God doesn't call the qualified... He qualifies the...
rochellenixon:
blakebaggott:
Colossians 1:12 “…giving thanks to the Father, who has qualified you to share in the inheritance of the saints in light.”
wow, i love this! its so true! and God is doing this in my life!
Two nights ago the Holy Spirit gave a stranger a message for me, and said that I am going to be a “prophet to the nations”. Someone else gave me the first chapter...
