1. When Flight Of The Conchords invades everyday conversation:

    1. Me: I have officially read two pages of this book, and I was supposed to read more like 100...
    2. Him: Better than no pages.
    3. Me: Hahaha, I only need two pages, because I'm so intense!
    4. Him: When I'm down to my glasses you know it's reading time. That's why they call them reading glasses.
    5. Me: And before we know it, we're in the bedroom, getting out our books and pens. It's all part of it, baby, that's foreplay.
    6. Him: You look at my report and say "Is that it?" I know what you mean, you mean to say, "Awwwww yeah, that's it!"
    7. Me: You say you want me to read some more... Well, I don't blame you. But I am quite sleepy.
    8. Him: IT'S READING... IT'S READING TIME!!
     
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